Mistletoe Kisses

Umm, Zee? Better get going!

Take the Belief-o-matic test and see what religion you "should" be:
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html


1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Secular Humanism (84%)
5. Neo-Pagan (80%)
6. New Age (74%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (70%)
8. Reform Judaism (63%)
9. New Thought (62%)
10. Bah�'� Faith (60%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
12. Scientology (58%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
14. Nontheist (56%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (56%)
17. Taoism (53%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
20. Jainism (39%)
21. Sikhism (39%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (38%)
23. Islam (35%)
24. Hinduism (30%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
26. Roman Catholic (25%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)

...and it hurt because I realized I had forgotten what day it was. It was like forgetting you.

It was like the hurt broke open all over again. How could I forget that day? The one I didn't think I'd survive through two years ago?

Look....



It's clean! Okay, clean-er. I still have to take up my dishes, put away my clothes and clean a vomit stain off the carpet. But I bet you didn't think my room would ever look that nice, did you?

Okay, random picture time!

The very last picture of Ned doing what he loved best.

My handsome WustyFace!

Bear's favorite pose!

Okay, I stole this one from Brie's Myspace. If you haven't seen Potter Puppet Pals yet then you need to. NOW.

When a boat starts talking to you, DO NOT listen. (H.R. Pufnstuf)
Figure eight as double four. Figure four as half of eight. (School House Rock)
If you start solving crimes, someone you know will die every week. (Diagnosis Murder and Murder, She Wrote)
"I think we're going to need another Timmy!" (Dinosaurs)
The first person you meet is the one who committed the crime (Scooby Doo)
No matter how scared you may be, it's good to stop and dance. (A Pup Named Scooby Doo)
Don't know about the future; that's anybody's guess. Ain't no good reason for getting all depressed. (Blossom)

I don't mind living with rabbit shit on my tile floor.
I LIKE being kissed on the mouth by my cat.
I don't notice the smells down here anymore, no matter what my mom says.
I can sit at this computer for hours and not have a single profound thought.
I like to watch soap operas. Their lives alternate between being way better and way worse than mine. And I fall in love with the good gusy on the show because I can't find anyone like that in real life.
I find it easier to make friends online because people come and go there so easily. If someone bothers you, you just don't talk to that person any more.
Somedays I'd rather be with my cat than with people. Cats are predictable and rarely stab you in the back.
I know I can be unreliable. But sometimes I just have to focus on core things: food, sleep, work and relaxing. Other stuff gets done when it gets done, even if it means I promised you something 2 years ago.

Lessons learned from watching Degrassi:

1. Always make sure the guy is actually wearing a condom/the girl is really on birth control.
2. Don't make fun of the "weird" kid.
3. If you really want to insult someone, call them a "broomhead" or "narbo".
4. If you have sex, there will be consequences.
5. Nerds have value!
6. If you are an anorexic with an alcoholic mother and boyfriend who beats you, of course you need therapy!
7. If you cheat on your girlfriend, the other girl will end up pregnant.
8. Buying condoms is an ordeal.
9. Your parents are screwed up people.
10. Drugs are bad. You'll either alienate all your friends, get in the law or end up brain damaged.

Add your own!

Also, if I were new at Degrassi, I'd make friends with Darcy.
BUT, if I were a Degrassi student, I'd be...Manny. Ummm, no.
If I were to date a Degrassi girl, it would be Ellie. Boy, Marco. See the problem here: I'm not a guy.
If I were a movie nerd, I'd be Hermione! ahhhh, cool.

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Am I named after Squiddy?

My mom and I have (accidentally) become interested in the stupid reality show Flavor of Love. It's the third VH1 reality show that Flavor Flav has been on. This one is pretty stupid except that there are a few psychos through the season. Well, in last week's episode, there were three girls left: a normal one, a catty one and a psycho one. (The psycho one has been saying since the first episode, "Flav is MY man" and they rest of the girls were just "lesbian" bitches in her opinion, honing in on her man.) So the catty one, Pumkin, is voted off because she didn't tell Flav that she had been on reality/game shows before. So when she goes to leave, she stops and says the psycho woman (New York) is the fakest person and he should really vote her off instead.

New York starts talking back and they are cursing and yelling at each other. New York tells Pumkin, "Go ahead, slap me bitch!" Instead, Pumkin spits on New York, which is amusing because they showed it like five hundred times, with sound effects. Then New York shoved Pumkin straight into the camera, which they also showed again and again.


Anyway, I was watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air--well, it was just on for background noise. Will was on a soap opera and had to kiss someone, and he said, "I'd rather kiss Flavor Flav." heh heh heh

He's everywhere. Flava Flaaaaaaaaav!